EHHH pooooey

Not a productive day. I'll leave it at that. Something interesting though.

I was playing a micro limit table at stars and some jackass came up and acted like he was chris moneymaker using the text wrap "trick" and the first thing he decides to say is congrats to scaryjerry who won a 5k prize package.... blah blah blah. I told the guy to come up with something more original. He starts in and calls me a moron and this and that. He continued for about 5 mins or so. I decide I have had enough and email support... gg chat, thats one thing I like about stars if someone talks shit they will suspend their chat. I have never reported anyone for chat before, but know people who have had their chat suspended for the littlest thing. If yping in "rigged" or calling for a card is grounds for suspension, then this guy had it coming. I was going to go taunt him later when he was playing a $30 STT, but I dont have $30 in my stars account so couldnt post at his table. I was going to say gg Money800 , I guess I'm just a dick.

Anyway here is the evening bankroll report:

Stars : $14.27
UB : $90.11/$27.66 bonus
misc : $0.46
total - $104.84 (-$10 or so)

Another interesting situation happened I was 5 tabling $.05/.1 at UB and noticed that at the NO MAX table some joker had sat with $1000. I asked him what was up with that, and if he thought it might be excessive. He didnt think so, but I tend to think that 10,000 bb's is a tad excessive. So I bumped up to 800 bb's myself hoping to double thru him.

I had already been playing tight with a VP$P of 8%. I was dealt 9Ts and on the button. everyone decided they wanted to see the flop, so heres how the hand went down.

Hand #30092386-237 at Scotch Plains (No Limit Hold'em)
Powered by UltimateBet
Started at 05/Mar/06 21:53:11

smokeyn9 is at seat 0 with $9.35.
stunnerjsuh is at seat 1 with $1016.60.
Kingpin777 is at seat 2 with $11.15.
cris8888 is at seat 3 with $37.27.
AT_hiker is at seat 4 with $6.60.
sinque1954 is at seat 5 with $11.
PokerAAce is at seat 6 with $34.65.
doesnotsleep is at seat 7 with $51.66.
pokahplay3r is at seat 8 with $84.01.
_Sniper_ is at seat 9 with $4.
The button is at seat 7.

pokahplay3r posts the small blind of $.05.
_Sniper_ posts the big blind of $.10.

smokeyn9: -- --
stunnerjsuh: -- --
Kingpin777: -- --
cris8888: -- --
AT_hiker: -- --
sinque1954: -- --
PokerAAce: -- --
doesnotsleep: -- --
pokahplay3r: 9s Ts
_Sniper_: -- --

Pre-flop:

smokeyn9 calls. stunnerjsuh calls. Kingpin777
calls. cris8888 calls. AT_hiker calls. sinque1954
folds. PokerAAce folds. doesnotsleep folds.
pokahplay3r raises to $.65. _Sniper_ folds.
smokeyn9 calls. stunnerjsuh folds. Kingpin777
folds. cris8888 calls. AT_hiker folds.

Flop (board: Ks 7s Jh):

pokahplay3r bets $1.75. smokeyn9 calls. cris8888
calls.

Turn (board: Ks 7s Jh Qc):

pokahplay3r goes all-in for $81.61. smokeyn9 goes
all-in for $6.95. cris8888 goes all-in for $34.87.
pokahplay3r is returned $46.74 (uncalled).

River (board: Ks 7s Jh Qc 3h):

(no action in this round)




Showdown:

pokahplay3r shows 9s Ts.
pokahplay3r has 9s Ts Ks Jh Qc: straight, king high.
smokeyn9 shows Jd Qh.
smokeyn9 has Jd Qh Ks Jh Qc: two pair, queens and jacks.
cris8888 shows 9h Th.
cris8888 has 9h Th Ks Jh Qc: straight, king high.


Hand #30092386-237 Summary:

$3 is raked from a total pot of $84.29.
$1.40 is raked from the main pot of $28.45.
$1.60 is raked from side pot #1 of $55.84.
pokahplay3r wins the main pot $13.53 of a $27.05 pot with straight, king high.
cris8888 wins the main pot $13.52 of a $27.05 pot with straight, king high.
pokahplay3r wins the side pot $27.12 of a $54.24 pot with straight, king high.
cris8888 wins the side pot $27.12 of a $54.24 pot with straight, king high.
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The guy who called me had some cahones, If the flush woulda popped off he woulda been toast. The short stack who called had just sat down.

The one thing I have decided I dont like about UB is the bet pot button. I think too many people use it. It probably serves well to boost the rake, and inflate pots, but I just dont use it.